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guooey:

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old

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Actually you are so right…….

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing

My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I’m genuinely impressed.

The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing

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altuzorra:

It’s all about cock. Every. Single. Thing.

sickmind fraud be like

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cyborbs:

boypussy is of course known across the land to be fantastic, rightly so, but – transmasc ppl who don’t really like using front hole, not much or not at all or not right now, I love u…. transmasc ppl with a special psychic bond with strap or fingers or other toy, I love u. who are perverted specifically from a topping perspective, I love u. we are extremely hot. Also we are hanging out at the arcade while being this.

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tomfoolery at an all time high

we are so fucking back baby

soapstore:

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you’ve seen* (41 notes)

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horreurscopes:

most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes

bumblebeerror:

My very unpopular opinion apparently:

Straight cis perisex able-bodied neurotypical people using aids designed for disabled people (I.e weighted blankets, grabby claw, sock holder, etc), going to therapists occasionally to keep up their mental health, using fidget toys, choosing to call their bf/gf their partner, using pronouns besides the ones associated with their gender just because they like it, and doing a million other small things that make us fitting in and being accepted a little bit easier is in fact exactly the type of support these communities need, and will ultimately help us so much more than gatekeeping ever fuckin will